"I DID WHAT?!!!"

The other night, I was trying to get a battery out of the drain in my tub. My bathroom clock fell from the wall into the tub and the battery went down the drain. Several attempts on my part to retrieve the battery failed. I knew I needed to get it out before taking a bath and before accidently pushing it down further. I didn't need another plumbing bill. I thought and reasoned with myself on how to go about getting it out without loosing it down the drain. Suddenly an idea came to mind. I had some "super glue" in the kitchen. I thought to myself "all I have to do is get something and glue it to the battery, and when it dries, I can pull the battery out. This worked perfectly; I took an emeory board the glued it to the battery and later, it came out. While I had the tube of super glue, I saw that the border around the bottom of the tub was pulling loose so I decided to glue that back. While conducting this little task, I didn't realize that I had gotten glue on a couple of my fingers, so when I was done and tried to pull those two fingers apart, it wasn't happening. YES, I HAD GLUED TWO OF MY FINGERS TOGETHER!! I sort of panicked because I thought of some of the T.V. Sitcoms where people had glued parts of their bodies to something and couldn't get loose. I have always thought these scenes were exaggerations, but to my surprise, it happened to me. After running water and soap on my fingers I was able to pry them loose but the glued stayed on for a couple of days.