"My Kids Know How to Work Me Mom"

Is the first sentence in a e-mail I got from my youngest son. As I've said before, he really missed his calling as a comedian. He is tooooooo funny. He's in his early thirtys and still talks with slang. This is the father of the two grandchildren who are inflicted with Sickle Cell disease. He has a unique relationship with his two girls and is a very good dad. Some of his story may sound like he's being mean, but he plays with them that way and they know they have him wrapped. This story takes place in a children's hospital in Minnesota. Madison just had surgery on her brain and her eye is swelled, and dad is feeling bad for her because her eye is, as he says "jacked up," therefore, he gives into her every whim and wimper. This is the second surgery and both were successful and thank God, Madison always bounces back quickly. Oh yes "OG" is his babies momma, it stands for "Ol Girl."

Here's a funny story:

Yesterday I was chillin w/ Madison. It was just me and her. Madison was grubbing on some baked chicken. I was going to ask her if I could have some but since she was tearing it up so tough, I decided to let her eat. I decided to go upstairs and get something from the cafeteria. Madison asks, "Will U get something for me?". I said, "Madison, U just finished eating. Now U want something else?". I told her I only had a little bit of money. She said she only wanted a baked potato. I asked what if they didn't have any baked potatoes? She kept shrugging her shoulders. I said, "I'm offering to buy U something. What do U want? If U don't tell me then U played Urself". She kept shrugging her shoulders so I left. Unfortunately the cafeteria was closed so I went back to the room. I was hungry. I knew I had to walk somewhere to eat. I asked her if she wanted me to pick anything up for her. She continued to shrug her shoulders. I told her a closed mouth never gets fed. She said, "Is Burger King to far to walk?". I said, "Heck yeah it's far! And it's hot outside too?". Then she started tearing up. I said, "Ur lucky Ur eye's jacked up. U are very lucky Ur eye's jacked up! I only have $7 and it's going to cost me $5 to get Ur Burger King. That's going to leave me w/ $2 to get something to eat for myself. I tell U what, U better eat it all. U better eat everything in Ur Burger King bag. If I walk all the way to Burger King and spend my dinner money on U, U better eat it". U know what, she ate it...she ate every single bite. I told OG about it and she got mad. She said, "I just bought her some chicken fingers and fries right before U got here and she wasted it. She was supposed to warm that up if she got hungry later. Go check her table and tell me if U see chicken fingers and fries". So I go up there, look at her tray, and sure enough the chicken and fries are right there. I said, "Madison, U had me walk all the way to Burger King in this heat and spend my only money on chicken fingers and fries and U have untouched chicken fingers and fries sitting right here?" She just looked at me w/ this little smirk. I said, "Ur are lucky U ate every dag-on bite and again, Ur lucky Ur eye's jacked up." (Meaning otherwise, dad wouldn't be giving into you like that).